There once was a young boy named Chris
Who had an unusual kiss
When his lips touched the frog
A girl emerged from the fog
And now he will live on in bliss.
There once was a young girl named Rachel
Who decided to own a pet bull
Her joy was quite fleeting
For the bull kept on eating
And it took twenty years to get full
There once was a young boy named Alex
Who decided he would work for Fed-Ex
By the time he was done
He had lifted a ton
And now he has really great pecks.
There once was a young boy named Joey
Who went out one day that was snowy
He got on his sled
And then bumped his head
And now he forever thinks slowly.